Daniel33

Tim Warwick did the original painting and Colin Casserley arranged 50 prints a few years ago. 25 prints were numbered and signed by Stuart Smith & Dave Chisholm. This is number 7 of the 25 signed pictures, and is framed. I will post or otherwise arrange delivery of the picture to the winning bidder and will donate the entire proceeds of the sale to the BriSCA F1 Trust Fund. Ebay require that I offer Paypal as a payment method, but I would prefer that you use a cheque or bank transfer because Paypal will deduct 3.2% of your payment and that would mean the Trust Fund receiving less. I am the original Stoxnet webmaster and administrator from back in 2002, so you're not bidding on an internet nobody's scam. I'll send the picture with one of the very very last remaining Stoxnet beanie hats from back in 2005. Bid generously!

Only 75 were ever produced - the official Stoxnet beanie hat was produced in 2005 and I sent one each to Stoxnet Supporters who contributed to the running of the website. Six remain - all in pristine condition - and are now for sale. Including P&P to anywhere in Europe, one can be yours for £25. Strictly while stocks last, when they're gone they're gone. Previously the only way to have got hold of one of these hats was to have registered as a Stoxnet Supporter in 2005 or to assisted with the Stoxnet website/forum during the time I ran both, or to have won a competition between 2005-2007. These six are the last remaining. PM me for ordering details, first six confirmed orders will get their beanies sent to them within 24hrs. By owning a Stoxnet hat, you will be joining a very "special" group... Isn't this shameless commercialisation? Yep.

Sorry folks, I think all the people sending me PMs with their postal addresses asking for stickers and hats misread my original message... neither flattery nor blackmail (financial or emotional) will work! I've contacted the winner and will send all the stickers to him tomorrow: it wasn't an offer to send indivdual stickers here and there - been there and done that In response to popular demand, I'll release two of the original Stoxnet beanie hats - one to the Dave Willis raffle and another free of charge to the first person to donate £10,000 to the 337 racing fund ... much cheaper than buying a time machine, going back to 2005, and registering as one of the original Stoxnet Supporters!

The legendary Stoxnet beanie hats were produced in limited number and sent only to Stoxnet Supporters in 2005 and a couple of competition winners in 2006! Imagine how luxurious Waz's retirement will be - he foresaw the global financial crisis years before anyone else and took sensible steps to secure his future. Stoxnet Beanie Hats remain the only investment not to have lost their value on the world's trading markets. I still have six locked away in a secret vault so secure that it makes Obama's armoured limo look like a wheel-less BriSCA F2, but not even Fred Goodwin would be able to buy them.

I found some fragments of a previous life at the bottom of a drawer today: half a dozen vinyl and cling type Stoxnet car window stickers. On Monday I'll post them all to whoever sends the most lame reason why having the stickers would improve their life.