>Instructions at the bottom
>Start time: 1455hrs
>Name on birth certificate? Andrew Tilley
>Nickname? Till or Chelse
>How many piercing's do you have? 8
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Guess Who
>Eye colour? Hazel
>Place of birth? ****** Crewe
>Favourite food? Good Curry and Rice
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes, Cant say
>Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, but only big ones, prevented at least one!!!!!
>Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? Panama Hatty's
>Favourite Flower: A single Red Rose
>Best sport to watch: Think you all know by know!!
>Favourite drink: Smirnoff Vodka, Newkie Brown
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: No Carpet, Cos it burns
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Never, Lorry Test Once
>Before this who did you get your last email from? No-One important
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Depends what she wanted aaaahhh
>Bedtime? Anytime at all
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Lights Out
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Anyone who knows me and chooses to GET EVEN
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? That be telling!!
>Favourite TV show? Crash Palace
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mill and Kia and you didn’t pay!!
>Ford or Chevy? A Chevy V8 with a number on the side , that goes round in circles
>What you listening to now? Arctic Monkeys, Stars of CCTV and Sade
>Favourite colour? Blue
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? 4
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Egg
>How many people are you sending this to? A Few
>Time finished: 1510

>Now here is what you have to do...
>Copy this entire message and paste it onto a new one that you will send
>Change the answers so they apply to you
>Then Repost it

>The theory is that you will learn a lot of little unknown facts about those
>who you know.

Till

Dont know about anyone else, but this thread has just wasted several minuits of my life that i will never get back. nite nite

>Start time: 2115hrs
>Name on birth certificate? Steven Paul Cooke
>Nickname? Stalker
>How many piercing's do you have? 1
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Can't remember
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Nottingham
>Favourite food? A good Sunday Dinner
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes
>Ever been in a car accident? Yes
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? none
>Favourite Flower: Sunflower
>Best sport to watch: Stockcar Racing
>Favourite drink: Milk
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Dark/patterned
>How many times have you failed your driving test? twice
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Uncovered elephant (good one ha,ha )
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Argos
>Bedtime? Mostly after midnight
>Who would respond to this email quickest? No Idea
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? someone I know
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Can't say
>Favourite TV show? The Bill
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mother
>Ford or Chevy? Chevy
>What you listening to now? nothing
>Favourite colour? Red
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? none
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Chicken
>How many people are you sending this to? None really
>Time finished: 2120 hours

AS WAS WATCHING YOU ONLY DO PRACTICE ON SAT NIGHT!!

Id get yourself to specsavers mr magoo, i didnt even make that!..................








when you clean your face tonight, dont forget that bit of egg on it

AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

(sorry, wanted to do that even since I saw the topic, Ill get me coat).

Ha, ha ,ha. Like it Baz I missed that one.



Baz is a big ABBA fan, he used to fancy the blonde one but he never could remember his name!

LOVE POEM FOR A STOCK CAR FAN
Of course i love ya darling
Yer a bleedin top notch bird
And when i say your gorgeous
I mean every single word

So yer bum is on the big side
I dont mind a bit of flab
It means that when im ready
There is something there to grab

So yer belly aint flat no more
I tell yer i dont care
So long as when i cuddle yer
I can get me arms round there

No bird who is your age
Has nice round perkey breasts
They gave into gravity
I know you done ya best

Om telling you the truth now
Never tell you lies
I think its very sexy
Them dimples on yer thighs

I swear on me grannys grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you were as good as
I was ever gornter get

No matter what you look like
I will always love yer dear
Now shut up while the stox are on
and get me another beer!

Pedro, you have a challenger !!

Can some one e mail a copy of that to Terry Wogan, wouldn't you just like to hear that first thing in the morning on the way to work !!

That questionnaire is just what this forum needs.... to avoid

Coming back on topic, I liked this bumper sticker...

>Start time: 0013hrs

>Name on birth certificate? David John Goddard

>Nickname? Dave, Dave G, Pieman, been called several others!

>How many piercing's do you have? None

>Last film you saw in the cinema? Pirates of the Caribbean

>Eye colour? Brown

>Place of birth? Sandwell, West Mids

>Favourite food? Pukka pie and chips (hence Pieman!)

>Have you been to Africa? No

>Ever been toilet papering? No

>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes

>Ever been in a car accident? Three times - twice I was driving

>Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons

>Favourite day of the week? Saturday

>Favourite restaurant? Nando's

>Favourite Flower: Sunflower

>Best sport to watch: Anything with an engine

>Favourite drink: Carlsberg Export

>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Dark blue

>How many times have you failed your driving test? Once - all the best drivers pass second time!

>Before this who did you get your last email from? Alan Bunter

>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? I don't have a credit card.

>Bedtime? Too late!

>Who would respond to this email quickest? Don't know

>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Don't know

>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Everyone!

>Favourite TV show? Little Britain, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park

>Who was the last person you had dinner with? My friend Sarah

>Ford or Chevy? Big block Chevy of course!

>What you listening to now? Franz Ferdinand

>Favourite colour? Blue

>Lake Ocean or river? All three

>How many tattoos do you have? None

>What came first the chicken or the egg? They both taste as good as one another

>How many people are you sending this to? Everyone who reads this!

>Time finished: 0023 hrs

>Start time: 16:22
>Name on birth certificate? Simon Michael Antobus
>Nickname? Stupid
>How many piercing's do you have? 0
>Last film you saw in the cinema? SAW
>Eye colour? BLUE
>Place of birth? NOTTINGHAM
>Favourite food? TANDORI CHICKEN MASSALA
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? NO
>Ever been in a car accident? NO SAFE AS HOUSE ME!!!!
>Croutons or bacon bits? BACON BITS
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? VICEROY
>Favourite Flower: DONT HAVE ONE
>Best sport to watch: Think you all know by know!!
>Favourite drink: ANYTHING AS LONG AS ITS WET AND ALCHOLIC
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: BROWN, I THINK, DONT SEE IT MUCH
>How many times have you failed your driving test? ONCE
>Before this who did you get your last email from? No-One important
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? MR WAINMANS STORE
>Bedtime? Anytime at all
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Lights Out
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Anyone who knows me and chooses to GET EVEN
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? That be telling!!
>Favourite TV show? 1988 WORLD FINAL....HAHA
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? GIRLFRIEND
>Ford or Chevy? A Chevy V8 with a number on the side , that goes round in circles
>What you listening to now? NOTHING
>Favourite colour? Blue
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? 0
>What came first the chicken or the egg? DEPENDS WHO WAS THE MOST TIRED
>How many people are you sending this to? NO ONE
>Time finished: 1626

>Start time: 1709
>Name on birth certificate? Calvin Lewis
>Nickname? Pin Head (me best mate has a fat head)
>How many piercing's do you have? 0
>Last film you saw in the cinema? star wars 3
>Eye colour? BLUE
>Place of birth? Brum
>Favourite food? Sunday roast
>Have you been to Africa? Yes
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes
>Ever been in a car accident? Yes (not my fault)
>Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday
>Favourite restaurant? The Bell inn
>Favourite Flower: rose
>Best sport to watch: The 1's
>Favourite drink: Larger
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: beige
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Non
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Some Geek at Work
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? I'm not that Stupid
>Bedtime? whatever
>Who would respond to this email quickest? no idea
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Dont care
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Dont care
>Favourite TV show? Waking the dead
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Misses
>Ford or Chevy? Revv the Chevv
>What you listening to now? My Boss shouting at me
>Favourite colour? Blue
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? one
>What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken came first the egg was to young
>How many people are you sending this to? NO ONE
>Time finished: 1714

Bang on that mate, brilliant

erm.........................errrr............................hmmmmmmmm.......
can i fill on in please? promise il make it clean

Had that sticker on the Saloon Stock in about 1994. Fiancee thought it was great. Wonder how she is getting on these days !!

Why not... and send it to your friends in an email. This is an F1 oval racing discussion forum


That's funnier than the sticker

>Start time: ...........Just Before Bedtime?????
>Name on birth certificate?......Brisca??????
>Nickname?...........Can't print that
>How many piercing's do you have? None
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Black Hawk Down
>Eye colour?...........Red????
>Place of birth? ......Pluto?
>Favourite food?.....Anything I can Cook....(I Fry A Lettuce to make it crisp????????
>Have you been to Africa? ........WHAT...........On my wages???
>Ever been toilet papering?........Just been...Oops Sorry??
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry?..You Lot
>Ever been in a car accident?.........Plenty as a passenger.(Best was Hitting a bus??
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon T**s....Oh sorry Bits????
>Favourite day of the week?.PAYDAY
>Favourite restaurant?.....That one near venus is alright???
>Favourite Flower:........Not so much a flower more of a plant the Jamicans like alot off??????
>Best sport to watch:...........Cricket????????????.........Yeah Right....Brisca F1 All the way
>Favourite drink:.....Tesco's Value Lager.........Two cans and am B*ll*x'd
>Colour of your bedroom carpet:Can't see it through the amount of rubbish on the floor
>How many times have you failed your driving test?.Passed first time (AFTER ONLY FOUR LESSONS???)
>Before this who did you get your last email from?....Joe Bloggs
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on?.....TOYS R US??????
>Bedtime?..............Yep it is?
>Who would respond to this email quickest?.......Someone who see's it as a bit of fun
>Who most likely to take longest to respond?........All of you
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire?.......Me?
>Favourite TV show?.THE A TEAM...........How they build them vehicles so quick is beyond me?
>Who was the last person you had dinner with?........Prince charles and camilla
>Ford or Chevy?.........Are you kidding................CHEVY V8
>What you listening to now?....The very best of Simple Minds
>Favourite colour?.GOLD.......As it will be on my car one of these days
>Lake Ocean or river?.........You forgot STREAM???? And a pond what have they done wrong
>How many tattoos do you have? None.........(Fancy paying someone to draw all over you?????)
>What came first the chicken or the egg?.....Chicken Ommlette????????????
>How many people are you sending this to?......????
>Time finished:.............Well past my bedtime

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I like these sort of things so I'll give it a go

>Start time: ...........19.25
>Name on birth certificate?......Alexandra Elizabeth Ford
>Nickname?...........Weeny (I was little whenI was born)
>How many piercing's do you have? belly button, nose and assorted holes in ears numbering 6 in total
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban
>Eye colour?...........kind of grey ish blue ish green ish
>Place of birth? ......Germany
>Favourite food?.....Curry
>Have you been to Africa? ........No
>Ever been toilet papering?........No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry?..Yes
>Ever been in a car accident?.........Yes, I hit a post in my best friends car, hit a another car in a hospital car park fighting over a spot, hit a volvo in a multistorey car park, paniced and drove off, hit a car getting a reversing move wrong, hit an old fence post numerous times until Chris removed it by ramming it with the F2 because it was getting ridiculous, hit a guy at a set of traffic lights because the brakes were'nt working properly and the absolute pearler was the other week when I came out of my house got in my car and reversed straight into Big N's car which was parked directly behind me!
>Croutons or bacon bits? Neither
>Favourite day of the week?.Friday
>Favourite restaurant?.....Probably the Pizza Hut!
>Favourite Flower:........Lilys
>Best sport to watch:...........tooz every time
>Favourite drink:.....Vodka
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: no carpet just laminate.
>How many times have you failed your driving test?.9 (see above)
>Before this who did you get your last email from?....A job agency
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on?.....Gucci
>Bedtime?..............About 11ish
>Who would respond to this email quickest?.......Anyone who's read it and can think of amusing woman driver comments
>Who most likely to take longest to respond?........Those are falling about laughing at women drivers
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire?.......no-one
>Favourite TV show?.Sex and the City and currently Lost
>Who was the last person you had dinner with?........Chris
>Ford or Chevy?.........Ford (good source of spares)
>What you listening to now?....Right now? the sound of typing.
>Favourite colour?.Pink
>Lake Ocean or river?.........Ocean, less chance of hitting things
>How many tattoos do you have? 2, one of my right arm and one on the base of my spine
>What came first the chicken or the egg?.....That requires far too much thought
>How many people are you sending this to?......????
>Time finished:.............19.34

>Start time: 19:41
>Name on birth certificate? Keith Graham Organ
>Nickname? knockout, quiche, keetipops, KO, a few others that are not mentionable.
>How many piercing's do you have? 1
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Revolver
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? hospital
>Favourite food? roast dinner
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? Yes
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Nope
>Ever been in a car accident? nope......as of yet
>Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? Sainsburys shoppers restraunt (Go eat there! )
>Favourite Flower: White rose
>Best sport to watch: Brisca F1's
>Favourite drink: Smirnoff Vodka,, WKD, Stella,
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Dark Blue
>How many times have you failed your driving test? None....and hopefully will pass first time!
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Vicki Foulds
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Route one online skating store
>Bedtime? Whenever i feel like it
>Who would respond to this email quickest? anyone who is quick at typing
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? anyone with fat fingers
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? anyone who replies
>Favourite TV show? The bigger picture with Graham Norton or Little Britain
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? My cat
>Ford or Chevy? Chevy
>What you listening to now? Fall out boy, Funeral for a friend and Bowling for soup
>Favourite colour? Blue
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? None....as of yet
>What came first the chicken or the egg? To be honest i don't care, they are both tasty though!
>How many people are you sending this to? N/a
>Time finished: 19:50

Engine bits or relations Allyx??

I like this, even more so if its annoying people hee hee!

Start time: 20:54
>Name on birth certificate? Jolene Sandra Polley
>Nickname? Partygirl, jo-jo, ding bat, daisy duke, dumb-****, usually known as polleys sister
>How many piercing's do you have? belly button and ears
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Charlies Angels Full Throttle
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Eastbourne
>Favourite food? Chinese
>Have you been to Africa? Yes The Gambia
>Ever been toilet papering? Whats toilet papering?
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? No if they make you cry theyre not worth it
>Ever been in a car accident? Yes put my first starlet on its side in a ditch with Ian McKellar in the car
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday
>Favourite restaurant? McDonalds
>Favourite Flower: ones that dont need watering
>Best sport to watch: Ftooz
>Favourite drink: Bacardi, Wine, Aftershock, Vodka Mudshakes
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Beige
>How many times have you failed your driving test? twice
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Minimad 151 Marshy
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Harvey Nichols
>Bedtime? Before midnight or I turn into a gremlin
>Who would respond to this email quickest? any one who has too much time on their hands
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? all the lazy gits
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Everyone. Im nosey!
>Favourite TV show? The O.C.
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mum, Dad and Anakin
>Ford or Chevy? too technical I am a girl, dont care as long as it goes fast
>What you listening to now? Pussycat Dolls
>Favourite colour? Purple of course
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? none yet, keep thinking bout it though
>What came first the chicken or the egg? am blonde cant answer questions like that
>How many people are you sending this to? No one
>Time finished: 21.03

>Start time: 21.25
>Name on birth certificate? Christopher Scott Clark
>Nickname? Had plenty, but not going into them on here.
How many piercing's do you have? Zero
>Last film you saw in the cinema? War Of the Worlds
>Eye colour? Blue, but had to look in the mirror before answering.
>Place of birth? Preston
>Favourite food? Lasagna and Italian
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? What the hell is this ?
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes,
>Ever been in a car accident? Yes, how many though I am not saying!!
>Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
>Favourite day of the week? Weekends and payday.
>Favourite restaurant? Great Times
>Favourite Flower: Whatever needs least maintanance.
>Best sport to watch: Motor Racing, Ice hocky and rugby League
>Favourite drink: Milk, Strawberry thickshake , Jack Daniels and Jim Beam. (Not mixed together though !)
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Green
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Once (xxxxxxx)
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Racing Friend
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Ebay, Play.com, CDwow etc.
>Bedtime? Usually after 2 am
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Steve C
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Don't Know.
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? People who can't be bothered having a go.
>Favourite TV show? Nip Tuck, Futurama, Buffy
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mum, Dad , Sister and Nieces ((Nieces 2nd birthday party last night)
>Ford or Chevy? A Chevy V8 generally, But Ford in Aussie V8 Supercar racing.
>What you listening to now? Fish / Marillion (Went to see him live on Monday)
>Favourite colour? Blue
>Lake Ocean or river? Lake
>How many tattoos do you have? Non
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Chicken, (tastes better deep fried)
How many people are you sending this to? Non
>Time finished: 21.37

Please... I wasn't joking... there are chatrooms on Yahoo and ezBoard.com for this kind of thing.

Funny racing jokes yes, tedious personal questionnaires no - it's an F1 oval racing forum not a teenage chatroom. Sorry.

>Start time: 22.34
>Name on birth certificate? Martin Stuart Fitzgerald (stuart after stu smith)
>Nickname? Had too many be here all night lol
>How many piercing's do you have? did have 5,now none
>Last film you saw in the cinema? dunno i get all latest films on dvd from car boot lol
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Hyde Cheshire
>Favourite food? Chicken Jalfrezi
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Not yet
>Ever been in a car accident? Just check page 17 of Octobers SCM
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? Hungry Horse
>Favourite Flower: Dandelion
>Best sport to watch: Brisca F1
>Favourite drink: Theres so many i go for Vodka & Red Bull
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: No Carpet were skint
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Once going too fast lol
>Before this who did you get your last email from? dunno
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? FWJ Racing
>Bedtime? 11.30ish
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Not a Clue probably no one
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Stu Milnes lol
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? I dont know and i dont care lol
>Favourite TV show? Phoenix Nights,Little Britain
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Her Indoors,well downstairs actually lol
>Ford or Chevy? Chevy or Ford in a MK1 Escort
>What you listening to now? Fan on my hardrive lol
>Favourite colour? Red with Flasing Lights
>Lake Ocean or river? River
>How many tattoos do you have? 0
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Who cares they both taste good with Salt & Black Pepper
>How many people are you sending this to? No one
>Time finished: 22.43

Daniel,
Lighten up will you, this kind of thing could be fun, its not big deal if we find out a few fun things about people we chat with is it ! Some of us don't get to that many meetings so have little F1 stuff to contribute at times. This type of deal at least will allow people like that to be able to join in and post.

Yes but you have to realise Chris 24 that it has pushed the topics that really matter off the front page - like fantasy football, odd shop signs, registration plates and grass track merchandise.
god forbid that a questionaire for stock car people, about stock car people would ever be allowed to do that !

Actually i tend to agree with Daniel but if there is room for all that other stuff then this cant do any harm can it.

>Start time: 1155hrs
>Name on birth certificate? Thomas Allen Ackroyd
>Nickname? Ackers
>How many piercing's do you have? 0
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Star Wars-Revenge of the Sith
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Armley, Leeds
>Favourite food? Fish and Chips
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes the b***h
>Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, only a ickle bump tho!!!!
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits
>Favourite day of the week? None
>Favourite restaurant? McDonalds
>Favourite Flower: Bluebell
>Best sport to watch: American naked womens mud or spaghetti wrestling
>Favourite drink: Greene King IPA
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Green
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Car test once, past PCV first time
>Before this who did you get your last email from? My mate Daveyhoppers
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? A good toy shop lol!!!
>Bedtime? Sometime during the day or night
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Gawd knows
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? As above
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Also as above
>Favourite TV show? The News
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? My missus
>Ford or Chevy? Chevy
>What you listening to now? E=MC2 by Big Audio Dynamite
>Favourite colour? Purple
>Lake Ocean or river? River
>How many tattoos do you have? 0
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Chicken cos and egg cannot ejaculate
>How many people are you sending this to? A Few
>Time finished: 1200

>Start time: 1924
>Name on birth certificate? Peter Brian Redford
>Nickname? Pedro,ped and occasionally at work Compo
>How many piercing's do you have? 1 and a whole in my wallet
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Madagasgar
>Eye colour? Grey Blue
>Place of birth? 'ammersmiff
>Favourite food? Thia
>Have you been to Africa? yes
>Ever been toilet papering? No, havent finished doing the hall yet
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes,but now she chops onions underwater like every one with any sense
>Ever been in a car accident? Yeah one great one.Skidded on a load of oil dropped from farmer paddy's leaking tractor and took down an electricity pole in Gorey in Southern Ireland at about 7am. Took out the whole electricity supply for the village. Police took details at the station and then arranged for mates relative to come down from Dublin to pick us up. Said we couldnt wait at the station so he woke up the owner of the local Pub who opened up for us. The whole village had heard about, or felt the effects of the crash and found out we were at the Pub. Loads of them came in to check we were OK and bought us Guiness. By the time our lift arrived at 10.30 am we were so pi55ed we couldnt move. Graet day out !!
>Croutons or bacon bits? Leave it out I'm Kosher-anti french
>Favourite day of the week? Race day
>Favourite restaurant? Mayflower in chinatown,soho
>Favourite Flower: triffid
>Best sport to watch: Stock cars, Football, cricket, baseball
>Favourite drink: Milk, Tequila, gin
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Depends which stain you are looking at
>How many times have you failed your driving test? none
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Pete, settle all your bills in one go.
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Macy's NY
>Bedtime? Never before 11 often 'bout 2 or 3
>Who would respond to this email quickest? No one
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Mr Walsh,average reply time 2 months
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? pete, settle all your bills in one go
>Favourite TV show? Any poker show or most documentaries
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Jane and the kids
>Ford or Chevy? We own a Chevy so i guess its that
>What you listening to now? Dead 60's
>Favourite colour? Black
>Lake Ocean or river? For poker purposes it'll haev to be the river
>How many tattoos do you have? 6
>What came first the chicken or the egg? depends which jozzled most vigorously.
>How many people are you sending this to? none by e-mail
>Time finished: 1959

Right, here goes.

>Start time?07.37
>name? joseph frank barlow
>nickname? Smokin, joeyarmco, steve davis, tom selleck
>Piercings? None
>Last film i saw? The decent
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Nottingham
>Road cars? Transit van,xr4x4, mk2 rs1800,944.
>Favourite food? Egg on toast
>Have you been to africa? NO
>Have you ever been toilrt papering? No, im a joiner, simon farrington f2#259 does all my decorating
> Ever loved somone so much youve cried? Teah.....(the s**g)
>Ever been in a car accident? God yeah, bout a good dozen
>Crutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits
>Favorite day of the week? When she aint got one of her heads on
>Favorite resturant? Jewel in the crown, west bridgford, nottm
>Favorite flower? Got be homepride, alot kinder to your doe
>Best sport to watch? Topless darts,Stock cars, cricket, boxing, and fat birds trying to get shoes on
>Favorite drink? Water,Redbull, tee total
>Colour of bedroom carpet? Not carpet, black granitt
>How many times failed driving test? 4 times
>Last email from? Matt simpson, simpson exausts
>What store would you blow your credit card? Ann summers, Cancer reserch
>Bedtime? Whenever, usually 10.30-11.00
>Respond to this email the quickest? Mike fioree at elite(saddo)
>Favorite tv show? Will and grace, fools and horses, midsomer murders (moving the mother in law there!)
>Last person you had dinner with? My fiancee and my 3 daughters
>Ford of chevvy? Got be an inline 4cyl pinto block!
>What you listening to right now? The poxy cat trying to scratch its way through the back doors!
>Favorite colour? Green
>Lake,ocean or river? River trent!
>How many tattoos do you have? None
>Who came first, chick or egg? Dont know, havent watched that dvd from waz yet
>How many send to? None, im not a stalker
>Favorite smell? tyre softner in the van on way to work monday morning!
>Ever been dogging? No, just watched.
Time finished? 08.11. But i did have to go and give birth to the jackson 5 in between.

>
>Start time: 1642
>Name on birth certificate? Darren Peter Veevers
>Nickname? Vaux
>How many piercing's do you have? 0
>Last film you saw in the cinema?
>Eye colour? blue
>Place of birth? burnley
>Favourite food? decent chinese
>Have you been to Africa? yes
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes
>Ever been in a car accident? Yes
>Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
>Favourite day of the week? wednesday 1200
>Favourite restaurant? mekong river. plymouth
>Favourite Flower: cheap one
>Best sport to watch: brisca f1
>Favourite drink: bitter, john daniels
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: beige
>How many times have you failed your driving test? twice, car
>Before this who did you get your last email from? friend
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? fat face
>Bedtime? 2300
>Who would respond to this email quickest? friend in plymouth
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? dad
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? everyone
>Favourite TV show? naked chef
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? wife
>Ford or Chevy? chevy
>What you listening to now? pink floyd
>Favourite colour? red
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? 0
>What came first the chicken or the egg? chicken, egg not reached puberty
>How many people are you sending this to ? 0
>Time finished: 1650

>Now here is what you have to do...

Favourite drink: bitter, john daniels


Must be Jacks Brother...............????????????



I'll get me coat!!!

Well, when in Rome

>Start time: 19.16
>Name on birth certificate? Adam Keith Walding
>Nickname? Adz, Wally, Walders .. loads more but I ain't typing them out
>How many piercing's do you have? 1 .. but I'm getting more in the next few weeks
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Coach Carter .. wow that was ages ago.
>Eye colour? Green or Brown
>Place of birth? Northampton
>Favourite food? Chicken Tikka Masala
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? We don't talk about her anymore...
>Ever been in a car accident? Yep. Had someone plow into the side of my Dad's Renualt Fuego right outside Brafield track
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits
>Favourite day of the week? No idea
>Favourite restaurant? Indian Paradise
>Favourite Flower: I dunno
>Best sport to watch: Ftooz
>Favourite drink: Orange Juice
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Blue
>How many times have you failed your driving test? I haven't got that far yet. Hopefully I will only fail once or twice...
>Before this who did you get your last email from? K-A
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Fallout / Tempest / Virgin
>Bedtime? Whenever I feel tired...
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Who knows?
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? As above
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Also as above
>Favourite TV show? South Park
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mum, Dad, Em
>Ford or Chevy? Ford
>What you listening to now? Me Without You - Bullet To Binary
>Favourite colour? Black
>Lake Ocean or river? River
>How many tattoos do you have? 0 .. might get one though, undecided where I want it as yet.
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Chicken cos an egg cannot ejaculate <- LMAO! I want that answer
>How many people are you sending this to? How many members are guests are on here... ?
>Time finished: 19.28

Think that came from Easyrider.
Jack Nicholson said something along the lines that he called it John Daniels as they were on such good terms

Gary

>Start time: 9:55
>Name on birth certificate? Lee Thomas Shooter
>Nickname? shootz,tricky.
>How many piercing's do you have? 1
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Star wars 3
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Boston
>Favourite food? Chinese,or anything greasy & un healthy!
>Have you been to Africa? Not yet,but am planning to go diving with Great white sharks,off cape town!.
>Ever been toilet papering? I thought toilet paper was for wiping your...Erm never mind!
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? suppose! a while ago dammn i dont like to admit it!
>Ever been in a car accident? Fraid so,i took a car out at some traffic lights in grantham! my fault!.
>Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
>Favourite day of the week? Monday morning...Yeh right!
>Favourite restaurant? Taste of bombay, Boston
>Favourite Flower: Snow drops, it means the season start is near!
>Best sport to watch: Stock cars,Football.
>Favourite drink: Larger,Wine.
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Violet!(not my choice!)
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Never.
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Buy sell cyprus(am looking to move there!)
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Clothes shops,gadget shops,Just kampers.
>Bedtime? All sorts of times(i work 3 different shifts!)
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Dunno
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Dunno
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Any one.
>Favourite TV show? Soccer Am, gillette soccer saturday.
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? missus,and 2 sons.
>Ford or Chevy? Come on im an F1 fan.
>What you listening to now? Crappy day time tv,on in the back ground.
>Favourite colour? Red
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? 0
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Eggs for breakfast,KFC for supper!
>How many people are you sending this to? 0
>Time finished: 10:10

Good choice. Got to be the best Indian in town