Knowing Me Knowing You Options

[Till]

>Instructions at the bottom
>Start time: 1455hrs
>Name on birth certificate? Andrew Tilley
>Nickname? Till or Chelse
>How many piercing's do you have? 8
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Guess Who
>Eye colour? Hazel
>Place of birth? ****** Crewe
>Favourite food? Good Curry and Rice
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes, Cant say
>Ever been in a car accident? Yeah, but only big ones, prevented at least one!!!!!
>Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? Panama Hatty's
>Favourite Flower: A single Red Rose
>Best sport to watch: Think you all know by know!!
>Favourite drink: Smirnoff Vodka, Newkie Brown
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: No Carpet, Cos it burns
>How many times have you failed your driving test? Never, Lorry Test Once
>Before this who did you get your last email from? No-One important
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Depends what she wanted aaaahhh
>Bedtime? Anytime at all
>Who would respond to this email quickest? Lights Out
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? Anyone who knows me and chooses to GET EVEN
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? That be telling!!
>Favourite TV show? Crash Palace
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mill and Kia and you didn’t pay!!
>Ford or Chevy? A Chevy V8 with a number on the side , that goes round in circles
>What you listening to now? Arctic Monkeys, Stars of CCTV and Sade
>Favourite colour? Blue
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? 4
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Egg
>How many people are you sending this to? A Few
>Time finished: 1510

>Now here is what you have to do...
>Copy this entire message and paste it onto a new one that you will send
>Change the answers so they apply to you
>Then Repost it

>The theory is that you will learn a lot of little unknown facts about those
>who you know.

Till

[mr bump]

Dont know about anyone else, but this thread has just wasted several minuits of my life that i will never get back. nite nite

[Whitevanman]

>Start time: 2115hrs
>Name on birth certificate? Steven Paul Cooke
>Nickname? Stalker
>How many piercing's do you have? 1
>Last film you saw in the cinema? Can't remember
>Eye colour? Blue
>Place of birth? Nottingham
>Favourite food? A good Sunday Dinner
>Have you been to Africa? No
>Ever been toilet papering? No
>Ever loved someone so much they made you cry? Yes
>Ever been in a car accident? Yes
>Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon Bits
>Favourite day of the week? Saturday Night
>Favourite restaurant? none
>Favourite Flower: Sunflower
>Best sport to watch: Stockcar Racing
>Favourite drink: Milk
>Colour of your bedroom carpet: Dark/patterned
>How many times have you failed your driving test? twice
>Before this who did you get your last email from? Uncovered elephant (good one ha,ha )
>What store would you choose to blow your credit card on? Argos
>Bedtime? Mostly after midnight
>Who would respond to this email quickest? No Idea
>Who most likely to take longest to respond? someone I know
>Who are you most curious about their responses to the questionnaire? Can't say
>Favourite TV show? The Bill
>Who was the last person you had dinner with? Mother
>Ford or Chevy? Chevy
>What you listening to now? nothing
>Favourite colour? Red
>Lake Ocean or river? Ocean
>How many tattoos do you have? none
>What came first the chicken or the egg? Chicken
>How many people are you sending this to? None really
>Time finished: 2120 hours

[brisca53]

Dont know about anyone else, but this thread has just wasted several minuits of my life that i will never get back. nite nite

AS WAS WATCHING YOU ONLY DO PRACTICE ON SAT NIGHT!!

[mr bump]

AS WAS WATCHING YOU ONLY DO PRACTICE ON SAT NIGHT!!

Id get yourself to specsavers mr magoo, i didnt even make that!..................








when you clean your face tonight, dont forget that bit of egg on it

[baz]

AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

(sorry, wanted to do that even since I saw the topic, Ill get me coat).

[Whitevanman]

AHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA

(sorry, wanted to do that even since I saw the topic, Ill get me coat).

Ha, ha ,ha. Like it Baz I missed that one.



Baz is a big ABBA fan, he used to fancy the blonde one but he never could remember his name!

[Carrot cruncher]

LOVE POEM FOR A STOCK CAR FAN
Of course i love ya darling
Yer a bleedin top notch bird
And when i say your gorgeous
I mean every single word

So yer bum is on the big side
I dont mind a bit of flab
It means that when im ready
There is something there to grab

So yer belly aint flat no more
I tell yer i dont care
So long as when i cuddle yer
I can get me arms round there

No bird who is your age
Has nice round perkey breasts
They gave into gravity
I know you done ya best

Om telling you the truth now
Never tell you lies
I think its very sexy
Them dimples on yer thighs

I swear on me grannys grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you were as good as
I was ever gornter get

No matter what you look like
I will always love yer dear
Now shut up while the stox are on
and get me another beer!

[Carlton]

Pedro, you have a challenger !!

Can some one e mail a copy of that to Terry Wogan, wouldn't you just like to hear that first thing in the morning on the way to work !!

[Daniel]

That questionnaire is just what this forum needs.... to avoid

Coming back on topic, I liked this bumper sticker...

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